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It will happen. Cleveland will win a Stanley Cup before any other major sport's trophy. While we admit we are not hockey bloggers that take themselves seriously, we do expect that ESPN hockey coverage needs challenged. It's time people take hockey seriously, and it ain't happening here. Great hockey, stats, scores, highlights. Um no. LOL

Am I nuts, or is “Mork from Ork” the new coach of the Washington Capitals?

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Dangeroushockey Obtains Exclusive Bruce Boudreau Exit/Fired Interview Video (WARNING Graphic Language)

Our pal, and all around good dude, Bruce “Fuck off” Boudreau was fired today.  Dangeroushockey has obtained secret, exclusive video of his exit interview with we think Fat Ted (but are uncertain)

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NHL Recap for Monday November 21, 2011

Nothing much to report.  Couple of cool Mo-vember stashes, but other than that the night was fairly uneventful. Steve Sullivan scored his 2nd goal of the season and seems to be gelling with the Penguins as they beat the Islanders 5-0. … Continue reading

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Crosby to return vs. “Cupcake” Islanders

The day the hockey world has been waiting for (unless you’re a Capitals fan) has finally come.  Sidney Crosby is back. Crosby will take the ice in his first NHL game, since his last one, this Monday vs. the “cupcake” … Continue reading

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Sorry ladies, Dangeroushockey’s divorce is officially off.

Citing quotes from sources close to the DH camp, the official word is that he and his wife have put the past behind them and been locked up in a room  that “oozed sex odors.” Rocco Tremaglio, the owner of … Continue reading

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Am I being too Harsh on Joe “Pope-terno?” Just ask Theo Fleury or Sheldon Kennedy (warning VERY GRAPHIC)

Dear Mr. Paterno, First off, I hope I have the correct email address for the head coach or anyone else who was involved in this alleged “CHILD RAPE CASE” at Penn State.  I’m writing you as my young son begins … Continue reading

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NHL gets some personality back as Avery returns to Rangers

Finally something/someone to write about.  Just as yours truly couldn’t stay away due to the lure of booze and broads, so says Sean Avery “I’ll be back.”  Sure there are plenty of stars in the NHL.  Ovi, Stamkos Chara and … Continue reading

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Dangeroushockey and Emory Girls’ Soccer Break Up

A relationship that was doomed before it even blossomed, the Emory Girls’ soccer team dumps Dangeroushockey.com like an old tire.  “Hey, look, we weren’t expecting anything from these young ladies.  They seemed nice, but we always suspected they were making … Continue reading

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Dangeroushockey mobbed by Emory University Ladies Soccer team?

Tho location was odd, the reason odder, the requester, oddly adorable.  So I’m sitting with a couple of business geeks from ESPN, having a BIG ad meeting, suddenly I’m approached by a young member of the Emory University ladies soccer … Continue reading

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F bomb heard by my little boy during Caps-Hurricaines

Max, 7, yelled “Dad, Dad the F word, the F word on the TV.  I swear.” ironically.  He rewinded and insisted I posted it on DH.  So here it is you slugs. Max does the  countdown to yet another F … Continue reading

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