A relationship that was doomed before it even blossomed, the Emory Girls’ soccer team dumps Dangeroushockey.com like an old tire.  “Hey, look, we weren’t expecting anything from these young ladies.  They seemed nice, but we always suspected they were making fun of the fat ole guy.”  DH wouldn’t comment any further as his eyes welled up with what appeared to be great sadness and despair.

"The memories are seared in my brain forever. I think?"