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About hockeyrocque

It will happen. Cleveland will win a Stanley Cup before any other major sport's trophy. While we admit we are not hockey bloggers that take themselves seriously, we do expect that ESPN hockey coverage needs challenged. It's time people take hockey seriously, and it ain't happening here. Great hockey, stats, scores, highlights. Um no. LOL

Hug your kids…….a hockey story

(MAJOR NOTE:  This story was WRITTEN specifically for the Richardson tragedy but the point is hug your kids and I’ve been doing that all day and don’t have it in me to write another story right now.  But I care … Continue reading

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If a photo can define hockey’s greatness….

here it is:

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Military Dad and 4 year old son honored during Blue Jackets game.

So I happen to be passing through Columbus on my way home from a long day and realize the Jackets are playing the overrated Blues.  Couple emails later, I have my ticket.  I actually enjoy going alone even though people … Continue reading

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Sneak peak at the Blue Jackets New Jerseys

                        PS:  Thanks Puckdaddy.  And a shout out to the only time soccer doesn’t suck:

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Hockey baby, hockey……

Today , some good friends of mine had their first child.  He sent me a photo of him holding his beautiful little girl wearing his NHL jersey.  Now the say babies remember stuff from the time they are conceived.   … Continue reading

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Saturday Night NHL ticket

I gotta say, nothing gets my dick harder (figuratively) than a cold, dark Saturday night and a full slate of NHL games.  Literally, the porno channels do.  For those of you that don’t understand the words, I don’t get an … Continue reading

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Dangeroushockey is auditioning supermodels for our site…..Please vote

It’s your obligation.  Lettuce know what you think of Model # 1 Alexis-Miss Russia

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Dangeroushockey looks to Eat Ovi’s Head

BUY CCM.  NIKE (KING james) sucks!

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Hockey Bag Explodes in Akron Ohio

Post 911 world scrambles the Akron bomb squad only to find some moldy shin pads and pretty cool Easton gloves.  ON the LIFE of my kids, when I was 15, I was on my way to my 5am practice at … Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity in the NHL?

First, I must, for those of you who only read headlines or skim articles, say that my site is not trying to be Hockey News or US NEWS and World Report.  We are fucking around.  Consider us the Onion meets … Continue reading

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