I gotta say, nothing gets my dick harder (figuratively) than a cold, dark Saturday night and a full slate of NHL games. Literally, the porno channels do. For those of you that don’t understand the words, I don’t get an erection watching hockey. I get excited.
Again, it’s the greatest sport on earth. I may repeat this in every blog until you idiots get it through your head. Every game means something to these guys. Every game can be as special as any. Some great games last night. All close. Vancouver and Detroit was sick. Pens came back and won a thriller in the desert.
Lots of great chatting going on. I couldn’t even keep up with the Canuck twits, eh? It was the perfect night with one exception. I accidently ordered a pizza from Phoenix
because I was so caught up in the game, I forgot I lived in Cleveland. It took 6 hours to arrive. I gave him a nice tip. Bleed hockey you whack jobs.
PS: My son has a lacerated eardrum. I don’t know what that is but it sucks!