Porn Industry sick of NHL’s “Head Shots”


Leave it to the “Adult”film industry to bring an unusual twist to the seemingly never-ending “Head Shot” issue in the NHL and professional sports in general.  The the recent Porn Convention

"I think we all know who owns the phrase."

in Vegas, many leaders have expressed legitimate concern over the leagues usage of the words “head shots” in just about every media report.

“Enough is enough” said longtime, proud smut peddler Larry Flynt.  “A head shot, brings one thing to a guy’s mind.  I mean we don’t want to piss these guys off because they are good, very good customers, but Jesus.”

Flynt has a point.  A recent Google search on the phrase “head shots” returned actors photos and hockey articles.  “Clearly this isn’t what people are searching for.” said Mr. Flynt.

The Community for a Free and Adult America has sent a letter to the NHL suggesting that they try to agree on different terminology like “blows to the head” wait, no like “ramming the head”, no um “attacking the head?”  Well you get the point.  They would like to just try to figure out a game plan that’s a “win-win.”

In the meantime the industry offered a free copy

"God bless America"

of the movie “Head Shots” to any member of the media who uses an alternate phrase when writing about Matt Cooke.

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5 Responses to Porn Industry sick of NHL’s “Head Shots”

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  2. 216Son says:

    I own that DVD. Great double disk feature. 2 Balls up.

  3. hockeyrocque says:

    Let’s go lake Erie.

  4. Cindy says:

    OMG really people? Is this what you do? Just sit in your cubicle and worry what the NHL calls certain plays? I’m sure nobody really thought of it that way until you mentioned it. Not everybody has their mind going to the gutter when they here a certain play being named like you think they do. Figures, a porn industry like you has to add “sex” into everything and stir up a hornets nest. Worry about something more important!

  5. Kim says:

    LOL @ Cindy,
    Okay, you go first……….

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