Monthly Archives: November 2010

Saturday Night NHL ticket

I gotta say, nothing gets my dick harder (figuratively) than a cold, dark Saturday night and a full slate of NHL games.  Literally, the porno channels do.  For those of you that don’t understand the words, I don’t get an … Continue reading

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Dangeroushockey is auditioning supermodels for our site…..Please vote

It’s your obligation.  Lettuce know what you think of Model # 1 Alexis-Miss Russia

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Dangeroushockey looks to Eat Ovi’s Head

BUY CCM.  NIKE (KING james) sucks!

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Hockey Bag Explodes in Akron Ohio

Post 911 world scrambles the Akron bomb squad only to find some moldy shin pads and pretty cool Easton gloves.  ON the LIFE of my kids, when I was 15, I was on my way to my 5am practice at … Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity in the NHL?

First, I must, for those of you who only read headlines or skim articles, say that my site is not trying to be Hockey News or US NEWS and World Report.  We are fucking around.  Consider us the Onion meets … Continue reading

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Columbus Fans Mixed on Move to Cleveland

Could this be Clevelan’d’s newNHL franchise?  I’m typing this as I sit in section 117 row G seat 6.  I have remnants of skyline chili on my pants as I continue my quest to bring an NHL team to Cleveland … Continue reading

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A month into the NHL season and what do we know?

Really absolutely nothing.  First off, (i used that saying too much eh DADDY?) I’m fired up this morning.  I’m going to be brief, brilliant and belligerent. FIRST: LEGAL gambling.  Take all the road teams tonight.  ALL of them. Tomorrow you … Continue reading

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