A month into the NHL season and what do we know?


Really absolutely nothing.  First off, (i used that saying too much eh DADDY?) I’m fired up this morning.  I’m going to be brief, brilliant and belligerent.

FIRST: LEGAL gambling.  Take all the road teams tonight.  ALL of them. Tomorrow you will see that I’m 3 and 0 and for all my Vegas friends, you’ll appreciate it.

SECOND: We have no CLEAR CUT, favorite team in the NHL.  Dare I say parody?  All the teams are bunched up.  Everyone has beaten everyone and not one team has separated itself from the pack as of yet.  Chicago clearly is hurting from their off season moves.  Pens, still have stud wingers (Parise?), and their D is lacking.  Caps, all flash, no substance.  Avs, well they hurt their own goalie playing around?  Who’s the best team?  Montreal?  Come on.

IRONY: Hockey players really fight for no good reason.  I mean, think about it.  Why are they so upset?  Not that I’m condemning it I just think there are more appropriate reasons to fight.  For example, I have a guy who screwed me and my family out of a LOT of money and now he HATES my guts.  (irony)

Now I have a legitimate reason to want kick the living crap out of him (not that I ever would as it would be waste of time) but IRONY, if I did, I’d go to jail!   Or at least probabtion.

Finally: I’ve made significant progress on landing an NHL team in Cleveland. After speaking to the NHL, I fount out that you have to write a letter of interest to Gary Bettman the NHL commissioner.  GREAT NEWS!  If I could only find a pad of paper and a pen.  Who writes letters anymore?

Much love,

DH.com

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One Response to A month into the NHL season and what do we know?

  1. Mystery Al says:

    You could say parody, but you probably mean parity.

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