I have bloggers block. I thought a trip to the Cincinnati may help unclog me. The Skyline Chili did, but not the right body part. So I posed in front of some odd religious statue of critters doing odd things. A kind Indian gentleman took this photo of me in Avery jersey.
"Glad to see Cincy finally paid tribute to Larry Flynt with this perverse statue"
Knowing that I cannot afford to be the Brett Favre of the hockey blog world, I’ve prepared like never before to be “More Dangerous Than Ever!”
I’m dreaming of a world with no “Homophobic slurs towards Sean Avery.”
OK, if you’ve seen it before, it’s a re hash but it rules:
WARNING explicit…..LOL
Fame is a fucking cage
Hopefully nobody cares and nobody reads any of this. But due to my type A+ personality I have decided to give the world what nobody wants, one more shot at absurd hockey articles.
If your only comments are “Brett Favre” of the hockey world, I’ll assume you’re referring only to his penis texts. While this may be not only the worst hockey post ever (or any post for that matter) I can promise you this. Matthew Barnaby is officially the happiest man alive.
Love your favorite hockey jackass.
Rocco T.
A quote from the man who was Dangerous. “At this time, we don’t have the time or the energy to properly give fans what they want, which is world-class, hockey nonsense. I suggest you print out all of the blogs, get a staple gun, staple them together and put it on your coffee table. (teardrop) Thanks to all who’ve supported us and hated us along the way. You will always be a part of my life. Peace and Love DH.”
And with that, he disappears.
"RIP Dangeroushockey"
Rod the Bod! We've officially made it as a hockey blog.
I’m speechless. Arrived in mail today! Holy cow.
Well that certainly is a ways off, and will sound very weird if it happens, but they have inched one step closer by advancing to round 2 for first time in history. Congrats.
While 3 distinct questions remain, this team does seem to have something magical about them this year. Remember this stunning save by their goalie’s stick:
Question 1, can they overcome the ghost of playoff pasts? Citizen Pat Kane scores with :13 seconds left:
Question 2: Why does Nashville even have an NHL team? Someone help me out here.
Question 3: Does “Elvis has left the building.” work when taking about the Preds? We assume he’s be a Nashville fan eh? Memphis, Nashville. Same dif.
"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine."
Today, my point is simple, thank science that there is hockey on!
Today: Flyers 4 Buffalo 2 Chicago 4 Vancouver 3 Nashville 1 Ducks 4
Monsters 4 Manitoba 2
My baby Gretchen who died of cancer....Miss you.
This guy is a class act. Period. I’ve met a lot of people in my life. Growing up in hood, and my sudden rise to president of dangeroushockey.com (joke) I’ve met lots of personalities, celebrities, athletes etc in my line of work (really the ad biz). This guy is a the pinnacle of class acts. For real. And I have no agenda, I just like people who are the real deal.
And for him to pretend he likes my blog when he probably wants to punch me in face or hit me with stick (like the HBO guys), is another example of why. Although if he had time to read it, he’d like it. I assure you. I’ll have more breaking/interesting story but need his permission.
Brooks vs DH, a love hate relationship?
This is why I’ve decided that I’m now officially a Caps fan. But mainly a Brooks fan, so if Ted doesn’t sign him to a 17 year 200 million dollar contract, I’m going to be in a pickle.
They will win the cup this year. Brooks will have the game winner. It’s like I can see the future.
I also have his pants. Why? Don’t ask but we are going to auction the off for Muscular Dystrophy.
Why does Dangeroushockey have Brooks pants?
"New corporate BS edition."
“We had constructive conversations with the NHL and wish the league continued success,” ESPN said in a statement.
To: English: Regular non corporate drone speak “Screw the NHL. We still got all that Pokerstars.com revenue, don’t we? And fishing? Hell, I’ll run re-runs of Berman when he had hair rather than cross David Stern.” ESPN guy said in a statement.
And in DUTCH if you so fancy:
Dangerous Hockey 