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What’s it have to do with hockey?  I’m not sure?  The Flyers?  Here’s the best part, they actually flew across the room like this!  Tonight I make my return to the Cleveland Rebels.  Last time I played for the rebels … Continue reading →

Highlights:  Kids video, Avery Gay article, and KANE with Lord Stanley’s cup video.  Welcome to the most misunderstood blog on earth. Much love, Your narrator

Last night Chad Johnson and T.O. admitted to the world what any educated sports fan already knew.  In light of all the reason “blows the head” controversy in both leagues, these statements come at an interesting time.  I’ll address 2 … Continue reading →

Big Brother (6) interviews little sister 4, about her hockey future.

This is where being a hockey journalist gets tough.  I love the Pens so I’m fucking biased.  They are close to me and my son Max, daughter Cassidy and the rest of the clan all like the Pens.  However, they … Continue reading →

Well it took the New York Islanders minus one BJ pretending player to end the curse I feared would leave the Pens 0-41 at home.  Also an amazingly crappy call by the refs had to be overcome as it seemed … Continue reading →

The heavyweight title fight it was supposed to be, never was as the Penguins opened Counsel Arena (for those of you not cryptic, I’m mocking the unmemorable and confusing name)  as a nearly 2-1 favorite against defending Eastern Conference champs, … Continue reading →

There was much reaction on my previous story (see below) about Sean Avery and his run in with NY Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski.  The more I thought about it, the more I realized this was more and more just another sports … Continue reading →

The cup comes home to Buffalo.  I love this kid.  Fuck yeah Kane.  Don’t compromise for anyone.  He’s the Axl Rose of the NHL.  Avery is such a bitch.

At the age of 42, I currently weigh 230 lbs. I’m in below average shape, constant pain and need to lose 40 lbs. My mission, to become the best hockey player I have ever been. Better than I was when … Continue reading →