Who the fuck is Raffi Torres? Poll: is NHL or US Government more out of control?

How much is a ticket to Columbia?

I had no clue and he played for the Blue Jackets.  (Maybe that’s why? MORE PICS @BOTTOM)  But nonetheless, who cares?  If I don’t know who he is, he’s useless to the outside sporting world.  More importantly, have you seen BIG, GIANT, BEAUTIFUL TITTIES on those Columbian hookers the Secret Service guys were banging?  Nice work boys!  POLL

PS: There is no better shirt on earth for this woman!  I will have my next jersey made exactly like this.  If you’re reading any other article about Raffe Torres suspension and you’re a heterosexual male, you may want to seek help.

When does Guns n Roses play Bogota again?

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It will happen. Cleveland will win a Stanley Cup before any other major sport's trophy. While we admit we are not hockey bloggers that take themselves seriously, we do expect that ESPN hockey coverage needs challenged. It's time people take hockey seriously, and it ain't happening here. Great hockey, stats, scores, highlights. Um no. LOL
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2 Responses to Who the fuck is Raffi Torres? Poll: is NHL or US Government more out of control?

  1. hockeyrocque says:

    Maybe the greatest article ever written. Is dangeroushockey still google’s “World’s greatest hockey blog? Blogger?”

  2. Cincinnati Bowtie says:

    Maybe not the greatest. But easily the most dangerous.

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