How much is a ticket to Columbia?

I had no clue and he played for the Blue Jackets.  (Maybe that’s why? MORE PICS @BOTTOM)  But nonetheless, who cares?  If I don’t know who he is, he’s useless to the outside sporting world.  More importantly, have you seen BIG, GIANT, BEAUTIFUL TITTIES on those Columbian hookers the Secret Service guys were banging?  Nice work boys!  POLL

PS: There is no better shirt on earth for this woman!  I will have my next jersey made exactly like this.  If you’re reading any other article about Raffe Torres suspension and you’re a heterosexual male, you may want to seek help.

When does Guns n Roses play Bogota again?